Name Game: Better Than an AK-47?

Nicknames really don't come cooler than something like an AK-47 or a CP3.  Those nicknames are badass.  So it is really too bad that the school, our Franciscan University, does not take the initiative to buy jerseys that would make for a really awesome nickname.  But then if one thinks about it, does one really want to have the same nickname as this guy?  He plays for the Utah Jazz and has a really gay haircut.  The answer is no, and you don't want the prototype, you want the gun that is three models better and three times as kickass.

I give you the AK-50, or Andrew "AK-50" Kay.